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SRK, Shirish Kunder and a Slap
Posted January 30, 2012
on:- In: Films | Humour | News Satire | Satire
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The King Khan is back. And this time he’s back with a bang…oops….with a slap! Shah Rukh Khan is the most flamboyant Khan of the Khan trinity that has been ruling the Bollywood for over two decades now. In the recent past Shah Rukh Khan’s charisma is not what it used to be once. His films are flopping. His close friends are turning foes. The rumours of his alleged link-up with his Don co-star Priyanka Chopra have been doing the rounds for quite some time now. The success of his arch-rival’s Bodyguard is still fresh in King Khan’s memory. To top it all, now the news of Shah Rukh Khan having slapped or punched Shirish Kunder at a party is going viral. Thus the cup of SRK’s woes remains full.
How did this slap happen? The story behind this alleged slap is as filmy as it can get. Shirish Kunder is close to Salman Khan who doesn’t see eye to eye with the King Khan. When Ra-One was released, Shirish had tweeted certain unflattering things about the most expensive flick. Obviously this hadn’t gone down well with the hot-blooded Shah Rukh who was waiting for an opportunity to avenge this humiliation. As soon as the opportunity presented itself, King Khan went dhishum dhishum leaving poor Shirish Kunder red-faced.
But isn’t there something more to this whole slapgate than what meets the eye? Those who have been following Shah Rukh’s career will agree that slapping comes to SRK as naturally as boasting comes to KRK. Earlier on in his career he had slapped a journalist and had spent a night in a lock-up for this assault. He had allegedly indulged in dhishoom dhishoom with Amar Singh too. Off screen he is the most loved action hero. This he has proven time and again.
Come to think about poor Shirish Kunder. What he may be going through. The sound of this slap will forever echo in his ears. Wherever he goes, people will go, “Oh isn’t he the one whom SRK had given one tight slap?” His reputation has frozen in epiphany thanks to one slap. How sad! Who would like to be known by the slap he receives on his cheek in a drunken browl? That’s poor Shirish Kunder for you now.
This is certainly not a good time for the larger than life Shah Rukh Khan who seems to have hit a rough patch. Don 2 didn’t exactly set the world on fire. Younger stars like Ranbir Kapoor are stealing the limelight. Gauri Khan’s public snub to Priyanka Chopra is widely reported in the press. Differences with Karan Johar too are visible. Aamir and Salman Khan are topping the popularity charts and have been hogging the limelights for all the right reasons. Under this stressful and volatile scenario it’s natural for King Khan to feel frustrated and let loose his hands on someone like Shirish Kunder who is yet to be a big shot. The question is had there been Salman or Akshay in Shirish Kunder’s place, would SRK have dared to get physical in the same manner? If you really want to fight, why not challenge someone who is either equal or a little superior to you? This is what the Kings did in the olden days, didn’t they?
I think SRK has taken the Don dialogue about the police of 12 countries on a look out for him far too seriously. Maybe Aamir Khan needs to step up to him and whisper some wise words into King Khan’s ears that are filled with the noisy soundtracks of Ra-One. Kings don’t behave the way King Khan has behaved. But in this cut-throat age, any publicity is good publicity. I think that sums up the entire slapgate saga for both SRK and Shirish Kunder who would never have got this type of publicity in his wildest dream. He must thank this one slap that catapulted him into the entire nation’s conscience.
“Ra-One” – The Big Game
Posted October 22, 2011
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Shah Rukh Khan aka The Badshah of Bollywood aka The King Khan has been going all out to promote the most expensive Bollywood film of all times “Ra-One”. Shah Rukh Khan has reportedly spent a whopping 150 crores on the making of “Ra-One”. Surprisingly he looks forward to spending close to 100 crores on the marketing and publicity of the film prior to its release. The King Khan has been apparently nervous at the way his arch-rival’s Eid release “Bodyguard” has performed at the box-office. He gives credit to Salman Khan’s clever marketing strategy of rushing to the US on the eve of the release of Bodyguard (Salman Khan reportedly visited the US to undergo surgery for Trigeminal Neuralgia) for the success of Bodyguard. He feels his fans felt sympathy for their beloved Bhaijan and decided to make the film super-hit while the news of Salman being operated upon in the faraway land of America kept hitting the headlines at regular intervals. Everything was timed perfectly and being monitored and micro-managed by Bhaijan himself.
Shah Rukh Khan has been pressurising the think-tank of “Ra-One” to come out with some innovative strategy that touches the emotional chord of his fans so that they go all out to make “Ra-One” the biggest hit of the decade. He has reportedly set the deadline for this innovative strategy to come into existence before 25th October. The Ra-One think tank has been working overtime to formulate the strategy that steals the hearts of King Khan’s millions of fans world-wide. It has already come out with a dozen strategies but none of them has left the King Khan impressed. He wants one unique strategy, like, throughout the making of “Ra-One” he suffered from severe pain on the nail of his right thumb that refused to grow. Now the King Khan has gone to the jungles of Africa in search of some ancient herb that cures the nail pain. But that herb is rarely found and many fear it is now almost extinct. King Khan would have none of it. As soon as “Ra-One” reached the cinema-halls across the world, he has left for Africa and nobody knows his whereabouts. He has given enough suggestions to the think-tank and he expects the strategy to be ready in next 48 hours.
He has been touring all the studios of TV channels. He has appeared in almost all the popular serials and programmes. He doesn’t mind over-exposure on the eve of the release of “Ra-One” since he firmly believes in the motto “what is seen is sold”. He has cast both Rajnikanth and Amitabh Bachchan in the guest roles in “Ra-One”. Now the rumours are doing the round that the King Khan approached Mr. Balasaheb Thackeray , Mr. Narendra Modi and Mayawati to appear in the re-mix version of Chhamak Chhalo that will be shown before “The End” appears on the screen. All the three have declined to accept the offer citing the creative differences. Sources close to them say they were miffed at King Khan for proposing to show them towards the end. They insisted on appearing during the time when the credits roll in the starting.
The King Khan knows the powerful effect of twitter. He has paid a huge sum of money to twitter. On the eve of the Ra-One release, only Ra-One, G-One, Kareena Kapoor, Anubhav Sinha, Arjun Rampal, Akon, Chhamak Chhallo and cast, characters and incidents related to Ra-One will trend world-wide on twitter. King Khan has struck a direct deal with God for not calling any well-known celebrity to heaven one week prior and post the release of “Ra-One” as we have seen in the recent past when Steve Jobs and Jagjit Singh passed away, how twitterati poured its grief on twitter. He doesn’t want that to happen. Every living soul in the world must have only one word on the lips and that word has to be “Ra-One”.
Last but not the least, the Team Anna is being roped in to give positive sound bites for “Ra-One”. It has already seen the premier of “Ra-One” and now the Team Anna will shortly call a press-conference where it will declare that India needs a super-hero like “Ra-One” to arm-twist UPA-II into passing the Jan Lokpal Bill. Shah Rukh Khan believes that this will result in the tremendous publicity for “Ra-One” and he will laugh all the way to the bank.
The man is desperate and he is doing all he can to make “Ra-One” the super-hit film of the year, of the decade and of the century too. He can call the shots till the film releases. After that it’s public who will decide the fate of “Ra-One”.
From “Maine Pyar Kiya” to “Bodyguard”, Salman Khan has come a long way. What is the secret behind such a phenomenal success of Salman Khan? What’s so special about this Khan who has given four hits in a row and nothing seems to stop him at the age of 45? Critics are pulling their hair at the quality of his recent films that are blockbuster hits. He is reigning supreme at the box office. He is the number one hero as of now. Some media houses even went to the extent of comparing him to the Southern super star Rajnikanth.
Believe it or not Salman Khan has been going through the best phase of his career. Whatever he touches seems to turn to gold. He has come to be known as a superstar with the Midas touch. His films are not serious. They lack any coherent plots. So many cinematic liberties are taken and yet his fans queue up outside the cinema halls to watch their adorable hero with impeccable looks and chiseled body to woo them and transport them to the land where they would love to be in his shoes. He comes across as a simple actor on screen. He defies all the logic that is normally associated with the persona of the most popular super star.
There doesn’t seem to be any method to the madness called Salman Khan. He doesn’t work with the so-called big banners. He doesn’t indulge in street smart gimmicks to promote his films on the eve of their releases. He seems effortless in whatever he does. His charm too has that careless touch to it. Take it or leave it kind of an attitude. You are free to do whatever you like. I am what I am. You can love me or hate me or ignore me at your own peril. But I am here to stay. This is what one feels about Salman Khan who has got the nickers of his superstar colleagues in a twist following the resounding success of his latest Bodyguard.
He knows how to entertain without being complicated. The audiences flock to the cinema halls to have some relief from the daily worries and tensions. They like to see the hero doing things and pulling of breathtaking stunts in style that they cannot do in real life. He has an uncanny knack of knowing the pulse of his audience. This is why he is so successful. He doesn’t want to be logical or answer whys and whats. Things are straightforward and he likes them that way. This is why when he breaks onto the screen, the fans go berserk and the girls stop breathing expecting him to rip off his shirt exposing those well-toned muscles.
Sometimes to remind us we are humans, we need superstars like Salman Khan who can do (on screen) what we humans cannot do. He doesn’t make any efforts to endear himself to the masses. He is someone who doesn’t like to get trapped in any images. This is what we seem to like about him and we have created a special place in our hearts. He is really critics’ nightmare and producers’ delight as one critic put it. Maybe he forgot to add he is his fans’ delight too. Get well soon, Salman Khan. Your fans are praying for you and your speedy recovery.